You're volunteering to do it all by yourself are you? ![]()
best news I read on this thread - cheers Che 
Nah, we'd leave you to it and go have a beer. 
Just aquired 3 7ft stakes and some 6 ft 4x4 square ones and we have a post knocker (Donker) so it's looking like a build a zelt party all the way ![]()
PS I have no idea what a fekin zelt is
I take it it's a basha of sorts ![]()
zelts are the best you can wear them to keep dry or you can spend hours of pain buttoning them together to make a fecking big tent
they are triangle in shape and you need at least four to make a tpee style tent heres a link probs explain better than my twitering http://www.zeltbahn.net/tent.htm
right after some quick maths n scribleing we can build a 32 man tent with 40 zelts to 16 man zeltb tents joined with 8 zelts if we dont have enough i could always cobble taffyjhons stakes together an build the biggest tpee ever 
Heh, that will be cosy! Will you be putting in a mezzanine to get everyone in?
Poacher did a 24 zelt tent IIRC

He's allied for this one, his loaned sheep can keep him warm ![]()






I'd still like the four poster bed hand whittled from local logs (unless 'hand whittled' and 'local logs' are euphemisms
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I'd still like the four poster bed hand whittled from local logs (unless 'hand whittled' and 'local logs' are euphemisms
)
Best get them allies in training then , happy whittling






Zelt Teepee ....feck me we'll have to raise the entrance cost to £3000 and build a large wall around the site ....
Who's headlining ?
I always thought Carl was the aggressive type! ![]()















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